Jen discusses the long and rainy ride of Sybil Ludington, who should totally be as famous as Paul Revere, but…patriarchy. Kate shares the madness that was the Great New England Vampire Panic and oh boy is it bizarre. For her oshituary, Jen recounts the ridiculous death of Martin of Aragon. The lesson there is maybe don’t eat a whole goose. Kate explains why the movie Poltergeist is rumored to be legitimately cursed.