Jen tells the adorable story of Wojtek, a bear who fought with the Allies in World War II. He drank beer, took baths by himself, and caught a spy! Good boy. Kate - through lots of yawning, please forgive her - recounts the sad, short story of the real Pocahontas. It’s kind of a bummer. Jen’s oshituary features Aeschylus, while Kate’s covers the Collyer brothers.